craptastic

I don't normally post in the middle of the day, but this was too gross not to share. This morning, after Graydon woke up from his (second) morning nap, I brought him downstairs and put him in his favorite toy, the jumperoo. Then I went into the kitchen to clean up some stuff. AFter a few minutes, I noticed Graydon wasn't jumping and was instead looking at me with a peculiar expression on his face. So then I came to take a closer look, and saw this :

Hmmm... What'st that on his leg? At first I thought it was just sweet potatoes, until I realized we had started sweet peas this morning. So I did a double take:

And then I realized.... ewwwwwwww. Thanks, Graydon.

PS- after his unscheduled, mid-morning bath, while I was drying him off, Graydon first peed on himself and then managed to unscrew the cap to the lotion bottle and smeared lotion all over his face and neck. Baby for sale!